A Nigerian with Twitter handle @KG_Shrapnel shared an interesting story of how he met a girl on Twitter and how she played him in ways he never expected.
Well shit…I met OOMF 2 weeks ago…probably the weirdest shit that has happened to me in my life! But a good story nonetheless…here goes
— Saint Vodka (@KG_Shrapnel) January 4, 2016
1- So, I’ve been DMing this girl for a few weeks. She is attractive as hell, fun to talk to. Lots of things in common. etc etc etc
— Saint Vodka (@KG_Shrapnel) January 4, 2016
2- we finally decided to meet, uno, go out and have lunch somewhere…lol me wey I broke, I sha hustled some cheese and took her out.
— Saint Vodka (@KG_Shrapnel) January 4, 2016
3- so we were at KFC eating nd stuff, then I noticed something…all thru the date she keeps checking her phone and acts annoyed by someone.
— Saint Vodka (@KG_Shrapnel) January 4, 2016
4- Finally she apologizes for it and tells me about some stalker guy that wont leave her alone and bla bla bla.
— Saint Vodka (@KG_Shrapnel) January 4, 2016
5- And I guess to prove it she calls him and kinda loudly says “STOP DISTURBING ME OR I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE!!!”
— Saint Vodka (@KG_Shrapnel) January 4, 2016
6- Forward to end of d date, I pay, she thanks me nd says she had a good time nd wants to do it again sometime. Me: http://pic.twitter.com/F6C6TPzrNr
— Saint Vodka (@KG_Shrapnel) January 4, 2016
7- Then I accompany her to the bus-stop, I’m my mind I was angry..”So I won’t smash? Chaiii, bad market”, but as a real nigga I just bone.
— Saint Vodka (@KG_Shrapnel) January 4, 2016
8- Just before she gets in the bus she comes close and kisses me full on right on my lips (IN PUBLIC!!). Me: http://pic.twitter.com/zYvLKqY3Tx
— Saint Vodka (@KG_Shrapnel) January 4, 2016
9- Then says “Call me” and winks right before she goes in the bus! So I call a couple days later. No answer. Text the next day, no answer.
— Saint Vodka (@KG_Shrapnel) January 4, 2016
10- then I called in 2 days nd finally she answered d phone and kinda loudly says “STOP DISTURBING ME OR I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE!!!”
— Saint Vodka (@KG_Shrapnel) January 4, 2016
11- I was just there like: http://pic.twitter.com/Scl2jrJ8wC
— Saint Vodka (@KG_Shrapnel) January 4, 2016
12- Since then she has blocked me and I can imagine the 201 other niggas she’ll fuck with like that so I’m just laughing….be warned
— Saint Vodka (@KG_Shrapnel) January 4, 2016
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