Anyone who has encountered a Nigerian mechanic will surely relate these things that would happen if Nigerian mechanics were medical doctors?
1) A Nigerian mechanic will remove your hand and replace it with that of a dog and say “Don’t worry, it will work”
2) If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell one of your kidneys and claim it you were not born with it
3) They would remove your kidney and claim its not that important in your system.
4) A Nigerian mechanic would do an operation on you and forget to put back your heart.
5) If you’re weak, they’ll increase your heart beat to make you work faster.
5) A Nigerian mechanic would remove all veins they come across while working and say its just design.
6) When you say you have a headache, they’ll give you 5 hard knocks on the head and tell you to come back if it persists.
7) When Nigerian mechanic finds out you have malaria, he will recommend that a part of your brain be replaced.
8) If you visit a Nigerian mechanic because you have rashes, you will leave with ear ache, body ache and fever.
Who will help train our legendary Nigerian mechanics?
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