A tennis-ball-size diamond was discovered in Botswana and is reportedly the second-largest diamond ever unearthed.
The 1,111-carat gem-quality diamond was found this week by Lucara Diamond Corp and we believe this is what would have happened had it been found in Nigeria.
1. Nigerians will start plotting how to steal it..
At least 50 hefty guys would be seen planning how to invade.
2. All retired politicians will claim early retirement and resume office.
You’ll see them running back to the office like that. It’s a diamond we’re talking about here!
3. Nollywood would produce a movie based on the diamond.
Those people have no chill at all!
4. And Nigerian artistes would release maybe a song or two.
We just can’t deal.
5. Fake Diamonds would be everywhere.
Thanks to the ever reliable Igbo boys, the diamond can now go round.
6. Then the Emirs would want a crown.
Say what now?! They reply: Not all the time Turban abeg.
7. The Diamond might even get embezzled.
We’re just saying. This is Nigeria.
8. Children will be named after the diamond.
You’ll hear names like Large Diamond, Diamond Baby, Oluwa Diamond and so on.
All in all, we still have hope we would find one in Nigeria!
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