7 Hilarious Things President Buhari Must Correct As Soon As Possible

Buhari please help us!

We know President Buhari has a lot on his plate and the demands are high. But we cannot help but appeal to Baba to also consider doing something about these common Nigerian habits.

All for the good of Nigeria, see our proposed bill to President Buhari:

1. Bad English

Recent research has proven that bad English can cause blindness. LOL!

2. Over feeding

Sir, can you arrest whoever is found guilty on the grounds of attempted suicide?

3. Using cutlery while eating Amala!

Such injustice! No respect for Amala again.

4. Wearing dark shades at night

Climate change hasn’t caused the moon to be brighter than the sun na. Baba, we are concerned.

5. Bad food combination

This is another form of suicide and can inconvenience one’s neighbour when the culprit uses the toilet or farts.

6. Embargo on Brazillian hair and too much make-up

There should be an economic reform – the costs of Brazillian hair can be used for the economic growth in the nation – and we can’t suffer looking at terrible faces in the name of makeup. Lol

7. Speaking local language with foreign accent

We can’t take this. No, we just can’t!

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