The fuel scarcity is back again and this time, we must be ready to battle it for fire by fire.
The time for partying has come and we cannot let one fuel issue be disturbing us. We must go to work and chill whether Buhari or the filling stations like it or not! This time, we are ready!
Here’s how to deal with the current fuel situation:
1. As early as 12 am go and form a queue at the filling station (it means, don’t go home at all).
Straight outta work and off to the filling station
2. Ensure you get a safety lock or a watch dog for everything that holds fuel.
Don’t let them rob you of a ride. Don’t trust Nigerians when fuel scarcity hits.
3. If you’re a babe, flirt with a petrol attendant.
Shun the consequences and just befriend him, at least for now!
4. Never ever allow someone jump the queue in front of you.
Hmm! Nobody will buy fuel again.
5. Channel your inner ‘Ajepako’
No time for grammar, bring out the inner ‘Agbero’ in you.
6. Get yourself a horse, bicycle and you can go as far as getting a witch broom
Anything for turnup.
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