Gerrarahia! That’s one crazy Nigerian slang everyone says. Most times, people say it to just get people laughing. Other times people say it to express anger.
Say gerrarahia as much as you will but definitely not in these annoying moments:
1. When MOPOL seizes your wallet
Remember what Mama always said, “silence is the best answer”
2. When someone hits you car
Of all the many things you’ll be thinking of then, gerrarahia won’t be on the list
3. When your Nigerian father scolds you
We are Africans. Say gerrarahia to your old man and tell us your story later.
4. When the interviewer asks you a pointless question
Can you vex? No, you simply smile and say, “thank you very much for that question”.
5. When the embassy lady delays your visa
Especially when you are not “mouthed”, if you tell her to get out, who will give you your visa?
6. When an army man calls you
It’s not fear. It’s humility and respect for constituted authority
7. When a dog chases you down the street
Between you and the dog, who should really “gerrout”?
8. When your kid pees on you
Smile. It is his only way of saying how much he loves you.
9. When your boss is talking to you
The sack letter that you’ll receive is already signed and sitting on his desk.
10. When you find out your bae has a bae
Don’t cry too much. Everything happens for a reason.
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