1. She avoids you
This is the height of it. She doesn’t pick your calls or reply your messages. When she does, her very first words are either “call me back” or “BRB”.
2. She becomes boring
If she eventually picks your call or chats with you, the conversations are boring. You ask plenty questions, she gives you a one-word reply. You hear things like, “k”, “yep”, “Good. U?”
3. She brings a third wheel
She will do well not to go on any dates with you but when you become insistent, she brings a friend on that date. She doesn’t tell you beforehand. The saddest part is your become a sitting spectator as you watch them gist and laugh as though you were not there.
4. She talks about other women
“The body on Rhoda…. If was a guy, I would have long proposed”, she would say. She talk to you about many other girls silently highlighting those qualities she wants to catch your attention.
5. She gushes about other guys
You ask her how her day was and tells you how it was with another guy. “It was very nice. Splendid. Had a nice time out with one of my crazy friends like that, Sam. You know him, right?”
6. She calls you pet names
Today, she’ll call you “chocolate”. Tomorrow, it’s “strawberry”. Too many pet names you’ll find hard to keep track of. But it is not in that sweet soft way. Those names almost sound like mockery and you’ll be so wrong to believe them.
7. She doesn’t laugh at your jokes
Wicked her! She’ll keep a straight face even if you pulled a joke better than Basketmouth’s. Her motivator is that she just wants you to understand that she doesn’t find you interesting and there’s no hope – at all!
8. She doesn’t reply to your romantic gestures
No matter sweet, she acts totally unaffected. When you tell her you love her, she’ll reply, “Thank you”.
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