Some bosses are impossible to please. You do something right, they ask why you didn’t do it better. You do it better, they find a tiny fault and make explosives from them. You make a mistake, in summary, you are finished.
We feel your plight. That is why we give you these funny ways to deal with your annoying boss and not let the anger get to you.
1. Repeat everything he says
Some bosses know how to make people feel stupid. They make it seem like while they give instructions. you don’t understand them because you don’t understand simple English. Prove him wrong and repeat everything he says till he begs you to stop.
2. Maintain a straight poker face
You know his calling you to his office is to fault you or something. So, before you open that door, practice your poker face and enter only when you’ve perfected it. Even when you are thinking to glue his fat lips, your bland face will leave him guessing till he’s tired of the puzzle and asks you to leave.
3. Don’t laugh at his jokes
Yes, be harsh like that. Whether it is at a board meeting or on a one-on-one with you, no matter how good the joke is, don’t laugh. That you didn’t find it funny will make him feel stupid and that’s a good payback.
4. Fight fire with ice
When he is vexed, keep your cool. Two people can’t be mad at the same time. If talking will betray your emotions, remain quiet and calm. If he insists you talk, answer in monosyllabic words. It is a classic move all superheroes use to defeat the villains.
5. Quote him
This is specially for the all-knowing boss who feels he can never be wrong. Try to offer a better solution to his whack idea but if he insists, do exactly as he says without missing even a comma. When it fails, go first to him and quote him like lawyers do the constitution.
6. Always remind him he’s boss
When your boss always reminds you he is the boss, it probably means he never knew he’ll one day be boss. So he reminds you to remind himself. Help him out there. For every sentence you speak, call him boss twice. Especially when it’s unnecessary, call him boss.
7. Get another job
This is the perfect solution. Make sure your new job is better. Or better still, become your own boss. When you do that and resign officially in the office, invite your boss out for a drink. There, give him a fine A4 sheet that simply reads in big bold letters “You are fired!”
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